Ministry of Tourism of Israel
Attn.: The Minister of Tourism,
Major Uzi Landau
Congratulations sir on having received a large budget during these tight money times.
Nothing is as beneficial or difficult to achieve as peace, somehow this seems to be in your jurisdiction today.
The value of Rabbi Nachman, a Russian, Ukrainian, Jewish, Zionist, fighter for freedom from the "confederate" Kremlin is immeasurable today if he is buried on Mt. Zion, as a tourist attraction and a diplomatic and religious trump card.
The operation will be secured by the ministry if they can place the saint on a Virgin Airlines flight before Rosh Hashana. The World Federation for Moroccan Jewry will do the rest.
Shana Tova, Mazal tov.
Geoffrey M. Spiro
Mitnachel Ebay Ha Nachal, Gush Etsion
The Foreign Minister of Canada, Honorable Mr. John Baird
The Minister of Finance of Ukraine, Mr. Oleksandr Shlapak