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Monday, July 12, 2010

AMSDT - New Nanach Missile System!

Today a new trajectory missile system was revealed, one that is unique in design using technology of the future. Rabbi Nachman taught that a person has evil angels inside of him/her telling him that he is no good and that he can’t succeed and so forth. Since the beginning of time man has been trying to find ways of blowing up these evil voices. Unfortunately most of the time people end up blowing themselves up completely. The muslims came to the conclusion that it’s best to blow up one’s self up with as many other people as possible, may the Holy Merciful One God save us from such persuasions.

Introducing the new Advanced Missile Self Destroying Target. Saba was fond of talking about this new explosive he called BUTCHOO (Hebrew for – faith) he said that all the nations were petrified of it (each nation represents a different bad character trait). Using technology the world has yet to grasp, this new missile effectively targets the evil and eliminates it, while the person himself flourishes in new found self identity and humility!

The Nanach are lobbying the defense ministry for a much larger budget for this life saving missile system, and everyone is encouraged to do what they can to help promote Na Nach Nachma Nachman MiUman.

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