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Friday, July 11, 2008

Na Nachman Cult Letter of Rebellion

I recently heard that it is a practice amongst cults to have their members send a letter of heresy to the church where they were baptised and to their pasteur declaring their rebellion against their system.

From now on all new applicants to the Na Nachman Cult will have to send the following letter to their former yeshiva before they can join our cult.

Dear Mefursamim Shel Sheker who hide the name of the Tzadik in order to attain money and honor,

I would like to declare that I have no part with the Erev Rav or their system of Sheker. From now on I am bound only to the true Tzadik Rebbe Na Nach Nachma Nachman Muman.

May Hashem forgive me for wasting time in your yeshiva,
[Name of the new applicant to the Na Nachman Cult]

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